At the moment, we are self-isolating, and unable to process or post orders. Thank you for your patience.

Not sweary enough? Not the words you were looking for?

Custom orders of sweary coasters, with your own personal phrases.

Limited to around 7 letters per line and three lines of text. Ask us if you need a bit more information.

The best part of the sweary coasters is that they can be painted with acrylic paints or coloured in with Sharpies!

Sky's the limit.

Examples of possible styles below. You are only limited by your imagination and the laser's ability to do text.

Mug NOT included. Yeah, the

coaster is round. Deal with it.

Every coaster has been sanded, varnished, engraved, sanded again and varnished again.

Yeah, almost like a sweatshop, but with a laser. Pew pew!

Custom-designed Square Sweary Coasters